If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.
The way you love someone is to lightly run your finger over that person’s soul until you find a crack, and then gently pour your love into that crack.
― Keith Miller (via fables-of-the-reconstruction)
I turn 20 in 20 minutes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Leo power!
I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
― Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.